It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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