i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it glows. i had to have it.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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