Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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