Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Randomize
