I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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