...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Boobs are out for the taking
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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