brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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