dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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