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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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