Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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