Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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