Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
