I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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