I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's shark week go big or go home
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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