I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
