And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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