Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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