I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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