I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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