Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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