I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
