Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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