my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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