we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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