The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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