who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just pynch a tree in the face
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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