coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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