I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
