So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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