I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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