i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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