Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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