Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm bleeding and have questions
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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