My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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