On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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