My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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