yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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