Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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