called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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