There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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