Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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