My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
When are your genitals available?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
