well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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