So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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