I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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