Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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