the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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