So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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