So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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