sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
